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You’re Half the Horseman (AKA CoS) Episode 10: Standardized Testing (Apr. 27 2008)

We recreated the worst moments of our young scholastic days by administering standardized tests (to ourselves) that are so horrifying that our studio guests were each held back four grade levels. Sean is forced by callers to apologize for past homunculus research that went awry.  Nick’s roboticized voicebox calls in to our listener line as he recovers from the throat plague in the comfort of his own home. Back in the studio, a John-administered testing showdown: the CoS dual-processor supercomputer tabulated Justin’s and Sean’s #2 pencil scribblings (ALWAYS #2, nothing less on CoS) that was scored 10 to 9.5 in favor of … whom? And in a test and tabulation that stretches past the reaches of this podcast, CoS collectively is welcomed into the United States (that’s 85% correct, you Patrick Henry wanna-be). Music by Monoton, Pole, and TMOFORex.

We hit the big ten-er today.

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