How much we want? How much you got? The four-headed hydra of radio funkness attacks your eardrums with a fury offset by the occasional plea of “can you spare 50 cents?” or similar. Prepare to part ways with your valuables when WZBC requests your dollars and good sense while this stuff happens:
- Talking bout funds
- John’s new song: recognizing your shame
- Patent: stopping a stolen car
- A voicemail regarding the Patchasaurus from last season
- A story about hippos
- A caller wants John to write him songs about animals, Alf, Punky Brewster
- Nick puts his manliness on the phones
- Studio inventions: Coakley’s (glasses), Snackle (pork bacon chocolate), singles websites for incurable STDs
- Bobby’s chip of the week: Hollywood Writer (acquired off the street in Times Square)
- Bobby’s other chip of the week: a Gilbert transformation
- Ben the caller uses foliage to jumble Bobby’s circuits that are then unjumbled with a crowbar
- A caller worked on a dude ranch with a bevy of buckles
It’s episode 1 of the new style.
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